Feng, no fan of Lung, un-slung his schlong .

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As we all know, China has little sympathy for wrong-doers. Death Row is not a convenient part of their justice system, they just get on with it and send an invoice for the bullet to the next of kin. This instantaneous approach to the delivery of justice has spread to the perpetrators it seems with the report of a jealous wife in China chopping off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept. That, in itself, is not that unusual but then she snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on, and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window. It seems Fan Lung sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email. Dumb you might think but it gets dumber. The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng came across the saucy exchange and snapped. The jilted wife lost the plot, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping. Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng snuck into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window. With a remarkable post-op effort a shocked Lung chased his wife outside. As one would expect, Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. A hospital spokesman said. “We discovered she had chopped his penis off again.” Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN for whom I am eternally grateful for providing me with this cautionary tale.

 

Such is life. Until for the next time this is Brodie Goozée

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